I just sat and watched the last 15 minutes of the show Mountain Monsters on Destination America with my gullible kids. This particular episode had the locals trying to catch the mysterious “Wolfman”. About 5 minutes in I started laughing and said, “I can’t believe you guys are sitting here watching this!” All 4 of them got very irritated with me and paused the show while they tried to argue that the Wolfman, along with the Wampus Beast, the Devil Dog and the Grassman were all for real.
OMG, this reality TV is driving me crazy! It has convinced my kids that there are all these mysterious monsters living across America and they are extremely aggravated that I don’t believe it. My son said to me, “mom, do you really think a coyote can drag a dead cow a mile into the woods? It has to be some kind of monster!” For goodness sake, my kids are teenagers and they believe this stuff!
I had to walk away because they were getting so mad at me that I was making fun of them. To add fuel to the fire, when I walked out of the room I asked them, “hey next summer, instead of taking a vacation, we should go Bigfoot hunting.” They launched a pillow at the back of my head!
So, I went into the office and jumped on my computer and looked up this ridiculous show. I took the quiz, “What Kind of Monster Hunter Are You?” The quiz will allow me to discover my monster hunting persona. After answering 5 questions, I discovered the following…
Much like Trapper on Mountain Monsters, you are a leader when it comes to monster hunting. The team looks to you for guidance and help formulating the plan of attack on those terrifying mountain beasts. But don’t let the responsibility go to your head. No one likes an arrogant crew leader…especially the Kentucky Wolfman.
I yelled over to my kids, who were glued to the TV watching the next episode, what kind of Monster Hunter I was, I heard one of them say, “mom can be such a jerk some times!”
Hey, I think I can fit right in with these fellas!
I think both Nicole and I should join the Mountain Monster hunt, our pink and green camo would look great!mommywarriors.com
