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Saturday, May 4, 2013

Was Your Child Drafted Because You’re a GLM?

I was listening to some dads the other day and they were having a conversation about coaching youth sports.  At one point, the conversation turned to the draft process and it got pretty interesting so I moved a little closer.  Apparently, some coaches don’t draft based on kid’s skills but on the mom’s looks.  I’ll quote one of them here, “I draft the GLMs (good looking moms), who cares about the kids.  I may have the worst team in the league but I have all the hot moms.”

If you know me at all, you probably know already that I had to say something.  I leaned over and said, “Excuse me for eavesdropping, but are you guys for real?”  The dad that drafted based on GLMs then said, “Heck yeah, I’m for real.  If your kid’s team sucks, you must be hot, if the team is full of studs with a winning record, the moms probably need makeovers.”

I looked at him and told him he was a (f-bomb)ing pig.  The nerve of some of these men.

MommyWarriors.com


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