My girlfriend and I were talking this morning about how the kids are always complaining that there is nothing to eat in the house. We compared what we both had in our refrigerators and quickly came up with the issue. Even though the refrigerator is filled with tons of food, the kids can’t seem to find anything they want (and the husband too for that matter). Why can’t they find the food? Well, they can’t look past what’s right in front of their face. If there are grapes in the very front and pudding and string cheese behind the grapes, well, they’ll eat the grapes of course and complain that there is no pudding or string cheese. This drives me bonkers, unless mom goes into the fridge and does a little rotating of the food, the stuff in the back ends up going bad and gets thrown out. How freaking hard is it to look beyond and discover the gold that’s a few inches away?
With that being said, we (the moms of course) have come up with hot, new refrigerator design for the family. Think about a unit that is about 5 feet tall, 6 feet long and ONLY about 8 inches deep. A crapload of shelves that can only fit one row of food so the entire family can scan and pick out what they want with no issue. I GUARANTEE moms around the globe will line up to purchase this ‘Mom Fridge’, will throw out less spoiled and moldy food and have one happy family!
The same applies to the kitchen cabinets, instead of a pantry with shelves 2 feet deep, stretch them out and consolidate to one row only. What a concept huh?
Maybe these manufacturers should start looking more to the moms when it comes to design and cast the men who think they know everything aside. To Frigidaire, Whirlpool, Maytag, GE and all the others out there, I’m available for consultation from 8 am – 3pm at a reasonable rate when the kids are in school, anytime after that, my rates go up significantly since I do work 24/7 around this darn house!
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